The Morbid, The Bad And The Silly
Some of the silly Christmas Song parodies I remember from elementary school.
We Three Kings
We three kings of Orient are,
Puffing on a rubber cigar.
It was loaded,
it exploded.
BANG!
We two kings of Orient are,
Puffing on a rubber cigar
It was loaded,
it exploded.
BANG!
I one king of Orient are,
Puffing on a rubber cigar
It was loaded,
it exploded.
BANG!
Deck The Halls (with Gasoline)
Deck the halls with gasoline.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Light a match & watch it gleam.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now your school is down in ashes.
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Aren't you glad you played with matches?
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Deck the halls with dynamite.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Press the plunger, see the lights.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now your school's a bunch of rubble.
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Aren't you glad you stirred up trouble?
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Joy To The World (the School Burned Down)
Joy to the world, the school burned down
and all the teachers died!
We're looking for the principal
he's hanging from the flagpole
a noose around his neck, a noose around his neck...
Jingle Bells (Santa Claus Is Dead)
Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is dead
Rudolph took a 44
and shot him in the head
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll
tried to save his life
GI Joe, GI Joe
stabbed him her with a knife
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