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September 21, 2013

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Morbid Christmas Song Parodies

The Morbid, The Bad And The Silly Some of the silly Christmas Song parodies I remember from elementary school. We Three Kings We three kings of Orient are, Puffing on a rubber cigar. It was loaded, it exploded. BANG! We two kings of Orient are, Puffing on a rubber cigar It was loaded, it exploded. BANG! I one king of Orient are, Puffing on a rubber cigar It was loaded, it exploded. BANG! Deck The Halls (with Gasoline) Deck the halls with gasoline. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Light a match & watch it gleam. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Now your school is down in ashes. Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Aren't you glad you played with matches? Fa la la la la, la la la la. Deck the halls with dynamite. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Press the plunger, see the lights. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Now your school's a bunch of rubble. Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Aren't you glad you stirred up

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Movie Cliches

AIRPLANES Piston-engine airplanes in the movies are unusually subject to engine failure. This failure mode is unique to filmdom - engine coughs, keeps running. Hero doesn't notice. Then it sputters, catches again. Hero notices, taps gas gauge, turns lever. Then it sputters exactly three times and stops immediately, including propeller. No further efforts are ever made to restart. ALCOHOL Only men are alcoholics. Any hopeless alcoholic can quit drinking when faced with an important challenge. The instant the alcoholic stops drinking, all his faculties return and he faces no annoying withdrawals. ALIENS If there is more than one or two of an alien race, they are always roughly the same size as humans. Aliens usually speak English and have same colloquialisms. planet. All members of alien species wear the same outfits, including clothing, hairstyles, and jewelry. This makes them readily identifiable. Aliens who do not dress like aliens are hiding s

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